What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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