doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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