i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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