I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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