Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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