all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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