I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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