these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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