I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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