So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
