You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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