you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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