now i know why i became what i already was.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
