did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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