You made me cry and you don't even care
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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