Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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