Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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