super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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