I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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