she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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