there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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