Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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