After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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