Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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