its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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