office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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