look no pants
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do plants get herpes?
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