those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Alive.
So much puke
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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