Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
