If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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