It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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