Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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