I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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