SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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