woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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