I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
