maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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