I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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