So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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