Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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