I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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