i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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