can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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