it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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