I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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