Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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