No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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