You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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