I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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