How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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