Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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