My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Randomize
