We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Semen is not good for contacts.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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